Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Tantus Beginner's Cock Ring


As of right now, this is my favorite cock ring I own. I got it for around $20 and it was money well spent. The Tantus Begginner's Cock Ring comes in three different diameters (2", 1 7/8", 1 3/4"), and three different colors (Red, Black, Purple). I decided to go with the 1 7/8" in black when I bought mine. I went with that size because I had measured the diameter of my penis before and that size was a little large. If you plan to buy this product I would recommend buy the one that is closest to being a little larger than your penis. When using this cock ring first put a small amount of lube on the inside to make it slip on much easier. Then place one testicle through the hole, then the other and finally your penis. I must say that it is extremely difficult if not damn near impossible to slip your penis into this while fully erect. I suggest being flaccid or at least semi flaccid. This cock ring will allow you to last much longer than usual as well as make your penis nice and hard the whole time. Like all cock rings the suggested usage time is no more than thirty minutes. Just like getting it on I suggest being flaccid to semi-flaccid in order to take this off. The cock ring is also made out of silicone (my favorite sex toy material) so it will give a little bit and stretch some. That also means it is top rack dish washer safe which is definitely a plus for me because my toys can never be clean enough. I give this toy a 5/5. It's silicone, increases erection and my girlfriend hates it because it causes me to wear her out. The first time we used this I slipped it on while she was in the bathroom under my boxer briefs. When she came out she though I had stuffed something in my pants because everything looked so much bigger. So it also helps to stroke my ego a little (and helps to get something else stroked as well). As always thank you for reading this review and don't forget to spread the word.

Cheers,
Mr. Galerie

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Basix Twist N' Shout Dildo


So I finally got bring this out for my girlfriend this past week. I bought this a few weeks ago for around $15 and was waiting for a night to surprise her with it. And I gotta say, she loved it. When I asked her what exactly she loved about it all she could stammer was, "the twists". This might be because I was using it on her while probing her (pun definitely intended). She did say that this will make a suitable substitute when we're not together. This combined with a small vibrator on her clit had her cumming in about two minutes on her first go with it. Now to break the details about this bad boy. It comes in several different colors (red, black, blue, clear, purple and pink), and is made of rubber. Now like most rubber toys it does have that "rubbery" smell to start off but isn't over powering. It measures in at 7" insertable with a 5" circumference and weighs I'd say 1-2lbs. The dildo isn't too stiff or too floppy but has just enough give to hit the right spots.There is a suction cup at the bottom and it is also strap-on compatible. The Twist N' Shout dildo is 100% latex free and contains no BPAs. From the response I got from my girlfriend I would say she definitely gives this toy a 5/5. The only negative thing I have to say about it is that it collects a dust or anything else it might come in contact with such as feathers or hair. But this in no way should turn you away from buying this dildo. I would recommend this toy for solo use or use with a partner. As always I hope this review helped and don't forget to tell your friends about us.

Cheers,
Mr. Galerie

Thursday, May 17, 2012

The Best Lube I've Tried


This is hands down the best water based lube I have ever used. Liquid Silk is great for solo use or with a partner. I bought it for around $15 from Amazon for a 250 ml bottle. It almost feel a bit like a silicone lube which is nice. Unlike KY though this stuff will hold up for a good amount of time, at least it has for me. Also this stuff doesn't make you feel all sticky and gross afterwards like KY or Astroglide. The pump is a nice little addition too. In addition the taste isn't unbearable either. With the amazing natural feel, the non-stickyness and the nice little pump I give this lube a 5/5. I would definitely recommend Liquid Silk to anyone who wants a good quality water based lube and doesn't want to feel gross after using it.

Cheers,
Mr. Galerie