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Tantus Beginner's Cock Ring

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As of right now, this is my favorite cock ring I own. I got it for around $20 and it was money well spent. The Tantus Begginner's Cock Ring comes in three different diameters (2", 1 7/8", 1 3/4"), and three different colors (Red, Black, Purple). I decided to go with the 1 7/8" in black when I bought mine. I went with that size because I had measured the diameter of my penis before and that size was a little large. If you plan to buy this product I would recommend buy the one that is closest to being a little larger than your penis. When using this cock ring first put a small amount of lube on the inside to make it slip on much easier. Then place one testicle through the hole, then the other and finally your penis. I must say that it is extremely difficult if not damn near impossible to slip your penis into this while fully erect. I suggest being flaccid or at least semi flaccid. This cock ring will allow you to last much longer than usual as well as make your penis nice and hard the whole time. Like all cock rings the suggested usage time is no more than thirty minutes. Just like getting it on I suggest being flaccid to semi-flaccid in order to take this off. The cock ring is also made out of silicone (my favorite sex toy material) so it will give a little bit and stretch some. That also means it is top rack dish washer safe which is definitely a plus for me because my toys can never be clean enough. I give this toy a 5/5. It's silicone, increases erection and my girlfriend hates it because it causes me to wear her out. The first time we used this I slipped it on while she was in the bathroom under my boxer briefs. When she came out she though I had stuffed something in my pants because everything looked so much bigger. So it also helps to stroke my ego a little (and helps to get something else stroked as well). As always thank you for reading this review and don't forget to spread the word.

Cheers,

Mr. Galerie

Basix Twist N' Shout Dildo

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So I finally got bring this out for my girlfriend this past week. I bought this a few weeks ago for around $15 and was waiting for a night to surprise her with it. And I gotta say, she loved it. When I asked her what exactly she loved about it all she could stammer was, "the twists". This might be because I was using it on her while probing her (pun definitely intended). She did say that this will make a suitable substitute when we're not together. This combined with a small vibrator on her clit had her cumming in about two minutes on her first go with it. Now to break the details about this bad boy. It comes in several different colors (red, black, blue, clear, purple and pink), and is made of rubber. Now like most rubber toys it does have that "rubbery" smell to start off but isn't over powering. It measures in at 7" insertable with a 5" circumference and weighs I'd say 1-2lbs. The dildo isn't too stiff or too floppy but has just enough give to hit the right spots.There is a suction cup at the bottom and it is also strap-on compatible. The Twist N' Shout dildo is 100% latex free and contains no BPAs. From the response I got from my girlfriend I would say she definitely gives this toy a 5/5. The only negative thing I have to say about it is that it collects a dust or anything else it might come in contact with such as feathers or hair. But this in no way should turn you away from buying this dildo. I would recommend this toy for solo use or use with a partner. As always I hope this review helped and don't forget to tell your friends about us.

Cheers,

Mr. Galerie

The Best Lube I've Tried

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This is hands down the best water based lube I have ever used. Liquid Silk is great for solo use or with a partner. I bought it for around $15 from Amazon for a 250 ml bottle. It almost feel a bit like a silicone lube which is nice. Unlike KY though this stuff will hold up for a good amount of time, at least it has for me. Also this stuff doesn't make you feel all sticky and gross afterwards like KY or Astroglide. The pump is a nice little addition too. In addition the taste isn't unbearable either. With the amazing natural feel, the non-stickyness and the nice little pump I give this lube a 5/5. I would definitely recommend Liquid Silk to anyone who wants a good quality water based lube and doesn't want to feel gross after using it.

Cheers,
Mr. Galerie

Trinity Vibes Lube Launcher

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This little baby is a godsend. No more having you put the lube on your fingers and then not actually getting all of the lube in your pussy or ass. It comes with three tubes, one plunger and one cap. I love it because it's so simple and easy to use. Just take the cap off, put it down into the lube and pull back on the plunger. Once the lube is in the tube you can put the cap on it and it won't leak a drop. I will say that there is a bit of resistance when you first fill up the tube but then once the lube is in there just a little tap till cause the lube to shoot out. My girlfriend loves it because it's so easy to add lube to either hole and not waste a drop. I give it a 5/5 because it does exactly what it's supposed to and makes leaves behind zero mess. If you're going to be using lube for insertion whether it be by yourself of with a partner I highly recommend buying this.

Cheers,
Mr. Galerie

Durex Play Vibrations (Vibrating Cock Ring)

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Since this is my first review I have decided to review the first toy I ever bought. I saw this product while at the drugstore when buying condoms and thought that it might be something fun to add in the bedroom for my girlfriend. Neither of us had ever used any sort of toy alone or together before so I thought why not just get some little cheap vibrating cockring that both of us can enjoy and if it's not for us not a whole lot of money lost. The ring was about $8.00 at the drugstore. The Durex Play Vibrations vibrating ring is a disposable cock ring with a battery life of 20-30 minutes. The next time my girlfriend and I had sex, I put this little baby on and she lost it. Within 30 seconds she orgasmed and then continued to love it until it died on us. The ring itself is fairly stretchy. It can be worn at the base of the penis, around the penis and testicles or just the testicles. Like most cockrings it is not meant to be worn more than 30 minutes. This doesn't really matter since it only has a battery life of 20-30 minutes as is and no real point wearing it after it stops vibrating. It doesn't provide as much constriction to the penis however so it doesn't prolong your erection or increase hardness. The vibrations are strong but concentrated since the vibrator is fairly small. Although my girlfriend got much excitement out of it I however felt minimal vibrating pleasure. For the price this is a great product especially for those who are new to sex toys. This product is the one that started our love affair with toys in the bedroom. I give this a 4/5 because it's cheap in price but not quality and provided strong, but not overbearing, clitoral stimulation. The one problem I had with it was that it didn't provide enough constriction the the penis like I prefer. If you've never used a cockring during sex, I suggest getting this for starters. Trust me, your girl will thank you.

Cheers,

Mr. Galerie

My First Post

This is my first post on my first blog ever. I decided to make this blog to help others in my spare time and to get the word out about good products. I will review sex toys and films I already own and any that I get in the future. My girlfriend and I started out as beginners to sex toys, neither of us ever having used them before. Over our two years together we have found several toys that are just right for us and others that we wouldn't recommend to anybody. We hope that this blog will help others in purchasing toys and videos and making their sex lives better as they have already made ours.

Cheers,
Mr. Galerie